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“When there are sidebars, an attorney doesn’t leave his side anymore because leaving him alone means leaving him to potentially sleep,” Rubin said. “He has a stack of papers with him at all times now to go through.”
"We tried everything! Jangling keys above his head, coloring books and crayons featuring his favorite MAGA hero (himself), its just too difficult to try to keep him focused." -Rubin probably
I'd like to know what is in those papers. I wonder if they are just complementary news stories about him. I bet the only subject that can hold his attention is himself.
Probably just blank papers. It's still debatable whether he can actually read.
My guess? Stolen classified files missed during the Mar-a-lago file seizure. Would it surprise anyone if he brought incriminating evidence into court?
Like a guy with a suspended license who drives to his DUI trial.
Someone prints out a twitter feed
Plot twist: It's his own.
Not much of a twist.
its just too difficult to try to keep him focused
Put a McDonald's meal in front of him. That'll get his attention.
I saw this episode of It's Always Sunny where they used a Bluetooth vibrator to help Frank cheat at chess.
You would think that this trial would hold his interest
I actually don't blame him on the falling asleep stuff. Look at the facts: he's old as shit, he's overweight, he's going senile, and he probably has a myriad of health problems which are undisclosed and is probably on a complex cocktail of drugs to ease them. He's a fucking walking corpse and should have never held the office that he did
Maybe they could fit him with a shock collar.
You beat me to the punch 😂
punch
That'd probably do the trick, too.
This article won't be read by any of his supporters and if they do happen to see it, it will be dismissed as fake news
No. They'll see it as a power move.
Fox News is already framing it that way.
Use one of those butt plugs that the chess guy used to cheat. It has an app. BUZZ BUZZ wake up you traitor!
Holy shit you read my mind.
Literally the first thing I thought. 🤣
Awh, is Dozin' Don finding that age effects everyone? Even diaper-wearing dictators?
have they considered installing electrodes up his ass? I bet that'd wake him up.
Put a UV light up there too. Would cure his Covid.
/s
Just wish he'd fall asleep...forever.
Maybe he needs to revive with vivarin. Would be nice if he didn't wake up one of these times
There is an Adderall shortage, so it makes sense.
Yeah that combined with him checking every single risk factor for obstructive sleep apnea.
Why isn't this being recorded? The world needs to see the magoos' golden emperor-god farting as he falls asleep in court.
No cameras in federal courts
Isn't this state Court? So many trials, so many crimes, hard to keep track.
Are we 100% sure he isn't staying awake past bedtime on purpose? I don't know if there is an argument to be made that because he didn't hear the trial, they clearly need to hold another one ... ?
Who cares if he falls asleep anyway? Unless ... that's when the smells arise.
