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[–] drinkinglakewater@hexbear.net 66 points 6 months ago

spirit-bomb MEDICAL COMPLICATIONS TAKE MY ENERGY

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 55 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

In IDF speak, this means only identifiable by what remains of his clothes, so we can hope for the best.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 50 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] someone@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll contract some sort of antibiotic-resistant bacteria in hospital.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

He'll die from an infection as they prioritize reteieving his semen

[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 49 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 48 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

looking into it

[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

He drank pasteurized milk

[–] xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 6 points 6 months ago

Asking the real questions here

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

did he also see a free parking sign or something?

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Rumor has it he was trying to suck his own dick during gridlock

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

Got distracted by giving himself roadhead

[–] dudes_eating_beans@hexbear.net 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

But do you condemn the car?

[–] da_gay_pussy_eatah@hexbear.net 40 points 6 months ago (4 children)

He apparently ran a red light and a car crashed into his and flipped him.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 43 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

He has been telling his driver to ignore traffic laws and has been known to run red lights for a while now. This is the obvious result of that.

An asshole who loves cars but thinks himself above traffic laws is a perfect symbol for Zionist arrogance. Just like Zionists love capitalism and property but believe themselves above property laws. That incoherent contradictory selfishness runs through every facet of these people’s minds, they simultaneously love the evil system that empowers them but also think themselves above it - just like Israelis consider themselves above Americans (who are the only reason they continue to exist)

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago

Where are killer full steel plated cyber trucks when you need them oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 18 points 6 months ago

Classic Hamas tactic

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

One article says the unit that protects him “complains” that he keeps giving unsafe orders while driving. Are these people dumb or something? You’re literally soldiers. You can just ignore him and drive like a sane person

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

Good I hope he REDACTS

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago

Sad news. Sad that he was only mildly injured, that is lea-sad sicko-wistful

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

What? Cars are a Hamas???

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

Please God, may Your will be very funny. inshallah

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

The fascist has been brought low by the automobile! farquaad-point

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The only sad part about this is that they reported only "moderate" injury and not like "critical" or "DoA".

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Looks like the other guy's car was a Toyota hatchback. Does being used as a weapon for good make it a technical?

technical

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Does being used as a weapon for good make it a technical?

عملية دهس

[–] callTheQuestion@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-LViFQW7P8

I can't quite make out what happened as its just out of frame but looks like all other traffic proceeding timidly while this one vehicle zooms through some crazy ass intersection.

Intersection has blue and white fucking tinsel streamers all over it. How are people not made nauseas by the nationalism. For any country that is too much flag shit.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

lathe-of-heaven the attack left me horribly disfigured.

[–] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago
[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] hellyesbrother@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

how about that

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

Hashem smiles upon us today

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

god i hope he dies