this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2024
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[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 103 points 7 months ago
[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 91 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Can't. My phone keeps reorienting.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 59 points 7 months ago

Can't even trust your phone these days smh my head

[–] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

Beyblade style!

[–] badbrainstorm@lemmy.today 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If android just turn off auto-rotate in drop down menu

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[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

At last! I knew that inversion table I bought four years ago and used three times was going to be good for something.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Tell it that, while you “support” its decisions, funding its college education will be contingent on finding a spouse to have a baby with.

Follow me for more toxic phone-parenting tips.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not mine, it’s Occidental.

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[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 45 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Oooohhhh shiiit. Took a solid minute to see it but daaamn

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

We both just lost it.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

How long since you last lost? 😁

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Probably a month or so, surprisingly, Lemmy has reminded me several times now.

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[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago
[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I can't believe they did them like that

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 7 months ago

This was my first boisterous laugh of the day. Thanks!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 39 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This post reminds me of one of my favourite Anthony Jeselnik jokes:

My dad did not fuck around. My dad did not trust anybody. My dad did not trust anyone. In fact, he had a saying… but he wouldn’t tell me.

[–] twinnie 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] june@lemmy.world 192 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Turning it over does nothing particularly special other than looking at the image upside down. There’s no second image. If you turned the image upside down you got got for trusting OP.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 38 points 7 months ago

I don't trust you

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This didn't trick me.

Apropos of nothing in particular, I'm going to go make a coffee.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I made this with AI to support my deception

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't believe you, this is clearly a real coffee

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You can't put your finger in coffee for real, it would burn. This is AI.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I'll concede the finger might be artificial, but that's a real coffee.

[–] Skalix@feddit.de 6 points 7 months ago

Ceci n'est pas un café

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hmmm. But is moka pot real espresso? If I swizzle hot milk with an IKEA toy, is it real froth? My morning cappuccino sits on a throne of lies.

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[–] dave 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Seems harsh—lots of people make coffee these days.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I myself have made coffee today, FYI.

[–] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Seems like the shame could be on you

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How to gain someone's trust:
Say "never trust anyone".

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago
[–] johsny@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago
[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

I turned my phone on the si de ans IT DID SOMETHING because I use sync .

[–] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 7 points 7 months ago
[–] shasta@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

There's no trust involved here.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Is this loss?

Almost had me there

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