Just got off work today and as I walking towards my truck I saw a bunch of crud on top of and the back of my truck. "What the hell is that?" Upon closer inspection I realized it was bread crumbs. I'm pretty sure somebody was trying to lure birds to shit on my truck.
In my experience in the last couple of months, most people love my truck, but if the internet has taught me anything is that there really are haters out there and I just ran into my first one. Luckily birds hadn't had time to find the crumbs yet and they all blew off by the time I got home, but that could have been bad.
I can't believe somebody took the time to do that, unfortunately I had sentry off because it drains so much battery and 99% of time it's just somebody staring or taking a picture, but I think I'll start leaving it on again.
https://www.reddit.com/user/Stew_Pedaso
From their comments:
[From what I've seen recently, the real-time monitoring is limited to one hour per day because it's uploading an obscene amount of data. Like 60gb I think?]
Oh, bless your heart. You're not putting 100-200k miles on a Cybertruck.
Theyre going to save money on running costs and make a return on it when they sell, too.
Ah, but have they calculated all the money they're gonna have to spend on a rental when it's not running?
They definitely have. The person that normally buys 20+ year old cars that has now spunked at least 80 thousand USD (66 thousand GBP, cause for me that really puts it into perspective.), on a truck...when they presumably dont need one, has really thought this through. I assure you.
They might make it 100 miles.
This is not the type of car you get "to get you to work on time", it's the type of car you get to feel like a feudal lord being driven around in a carriage while peasants stare in disgust
In one recent post I've seen, the door handles were progressively failing and they'd stand there pressing the unlock button a dozen times: https://www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/comments/1cscmge/driver_side_door_intermittently_working_there_are/
He then states that the safety restraint system is experiencing a fault and it didn't come with a spare tyre, but he hopes to get everything repaired in one (1) day.
My wonderwagon is falling apart, but I still love it
Most people love it actually
What? I presume you mean what id call a seatbelt....how?
*cyberbelt
I wonder if it's the interface between crash sensors and cyberbelts/cybairbags. They've already innovated by making the passengers the crumple zone, so this would improve the efficiency.
I said it ten minutes ago, but ill say it again....it really is the gift that keeps on giving.
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Not getting to work on time if the battery starts burning and the doors automatically lock you inside.
What is the point of a job that lets you buy one of these ridiculous things but you have to work 60-70 hours every week? That seems miserable.
I was thinking that too. This person, who usually buys 20+ year old cars, has just spent twenty times in pounds what i spent on my current car. There is no way that they can afford this...its impressive.
It’s an investment! They’ll sell it at $3000 by the end of the year
I thought techbros are at the very least unhealthily obsessed with stock markets and financial instruments, but even I, a lazy commie who hides his financial incompetency behind "it's immoral bro", know that a car is not an investment, holy shit
It can be seen as an investment if it's considered a "classic" that is actually desirable to car heads
The Cybertruck is not and will never be that lol
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Incredible that not only does the CEO talk like a child, but his fans too.
This is probably just a joke, but a stupid one even for Muskrats. But then you remember that a lot of Tesla fans are libs and Silicon Valley dorks who probably dislike or can’t have guns. Imagine throwing some bread at the truck and the owner yells at you, opens up his trunk, walk all the way to front/back to grab the baseball bat, and you’re already half a mile away from him lol
It's definitely mining crypto