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Elon Musk – Dead at 52 – Says There Is No Need for Misinformation Laws — The Shovel
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Pretty sure we can all conjecture he's a pedophile now.
I've assumed elon was a pedo ever since he accused that one diver of being one.
Every accusation is an admission.
Many people are saying it. More and more.
Say it with tuckers diarrhea face but pose it as a question.
"They don't want you to question about Musk and his "entertainment". However, we're asking because many people are saying it. Is Musk a pedophile? Some people think so and those people need to be listened too. The government doesn't want these people speaking out. Why is that? Why won't the government let this people speak?"
That is too accurate it's uncanny. Thanks I hate it.
Mr. Musk, what do you have to say to all the people out there who believe you're a pedophile?
You don't get incest charges for no reason whatsoever
Is incest an actual crime?
In some places.
I've heard he has so many kids because he likes his own supply and he travels around because he likes the thrill of flouting laws openly with his billionaire immunity.
I've also heard rumors about there being a good reason why you only see him from the chest up in interviews
Ew! Sex with children is a crime across the entire country. That's a whole different type of incest that involves heavy abuse. I mean it's all gross to me, but if someone wants to do stuff with their siblings that's gross to me, but whatever. If someone wants to do stuff to their child, they should be flogged and then imprisoned for life.
Why is he only shown from the chest up? I don't get the implication.
Fellatio.
Oftentimes from the caterer. I don't know why. Might want to fact check that one