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I feel personally attacked.
Then get your prostate checked you old fuck.
(i need to as well tho)
Like medically or just for funsies?
First one then t'other.
Once you’re old enough, there’s no difference. My doctor’s admin keeps calling me to schedule a colonoscopy, and we’ve been playing phone tag. That’s the closest I’ve come to foreplay in years.
I just learned from my doctor that you can poop in a cup and mail it off somewhere instead of getting the finger up the butt. Yay! Now I can procrastinate and not do something only mildly unpleasant instead of not doing something miserable.
Wait no shit?
(insert joke here but seriously)
Yeah. Basically, she said finger-up-butt is good for 10 years but poop-in-cup is good for only 3 years, and if they find indications of a problem in the cup-o-poop then you have to go get finger-up-butt anyway. Still worth it in my book.
Do I send it someplace in particular? Or just 'to whom it may concern?'
Back in the '90s you could apparently send a letter to Michael Jordan by just addressing it "Michael Jordan" and nothing else. I think the poop cup works kind of the same.
Note that I am not telling you to mail your poop to Michael Jordan.
This is why they should put the warning at the beginning of the spell.
I have this haircut still.
Dude I kept up the style LONG after it was no longer the style of the time. I put so many lives in danger driving my Volvo station wagon 75mph flipping through all of my scratched cds in a massive booklet