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submitted 10 months ago by blibla@slrpnk.net to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] squid_slime@lemm.ee 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

I thought this shit was a meme till I started texting someone yesterday to arrange a date, she said "you don't have iPhone?"...

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't text until we've had sex the first time as a rule, I show them my tiny penis and while they're in shock I let them know about my android too.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Hahahaha brilliant

[–] nikita@sh.itjust.works 27 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Do people not realize how vain and materialistic that makes them sound? As if iPhone ownership is the pinnacle of wealth or whatever

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I knew a pretty well off dude who used a flip-phone...in 2018. If he wanted to do computer-type stuff, he just used a computer.

[–] shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Ngl that's kinda badass

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

No because the people they talk to who could tell them all have iphones too

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Elliot Rodger vibes

[–] GrimSheeper@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

yikes, majority of the world uses android