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Clever Comebacks

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 70 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Alternatively, birds use vibrant coloring to attract mates.

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 48 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Devil's advocate:

Isn't the vast majority of examples where the male is the vibrant coloured one and the female is plain looking?

Time to dress in drag and do the hula.

[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] echodot 17 points 9 months ago

Got it.

So I've run into traffic and somehow I still don't have a girlfriend, I don't understand it.

[–] Randomdude@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago
[–] wewbull 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 9 months ago

But it does happen

Humans are just one of those exemptions