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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

a properly constructed burrito is wrapped in aluminum foil and can be eaten, even while walking, without making a mess.

edible tape sounds like something with useful applications, but i am sad for the people who believe burritos require this.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A proper burrito stays closed without foil, a steamed tortilla should get sticky enough.

[–] Sloogs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

True but sometimes the tortilla rips open and the foil provides solid backup

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Kids in college found a novel problem and then developed a novel solution for fun.

Made old man make old-man grumpy comment. Indeed, burritos were wrapped so tight in foil, they would walk themselves both ways uphill to burrito school in the snow without boots.

I declare the Johns Hopkins students victorious!

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

These college kids working at Chipotle is what got us into this mess!

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

God damned gen z ruining another industry.

[–] beefcat@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

there were still some industries not already ruined by millennials?