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Ever seen a wild turkey? They're basically velociraptors. The toms have big sharp spurs on their legs and they will attack you if they even think you're looking at a hen funny.
Delicious raptors
Who's to say all raptors for all time have not been similarly delicious? Based on how every bird I've eaten so far has been yummy, I'm guessing a breaded, bacon-wrapped V. osmolskae would be tits.
I could get into this kind of Paleo diet.
I'm not disputing that. But if you want to kill them, do it from a distance.
For all I know, bear is delicious too, but I wouldn't want to face one off up close.
Shit, I know that Deer and Antelope are delicious. I still wouldn't want to attack either one with anything less than a modern compound bow and arrow.
Bear is delicious, and good point.
Chunky velociraptors