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At least we can all relate to water splashes.
Oh man I had diarrhea in a porta-potty a couple weeks ago and got some splash back. I was not a happy camper.
I call bullshit. No one survives the blue touch.
Was it almost full or something? Usually the... stuff... is pretty far below the seat
That diahrea might have been extra energetic; falling at faster than terminal velocity
Oh yeah it was super energetic
Yeah you know those slow motion videos of the water droplet that bounces up from the surface tension?
Well, that. At scale.
Neptune's Kiss...
Poseidon's Kiss™️
Lol (not porn, but on redgifs because nsfw I guess?) https://www.redgifs.com/watch/unhealthylivelybarbet
A perfect example of something that should be tagged NSFW, but isn’t porn.
Cold water splashing on our buttholes is the great gender equalizer.
If you live in europe or asia (i think) then probably not
Continental Europe maybe. On the islands ye be gettin' Poseidon's kiss.