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[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 72 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

Why would you sign up to college to willfully learn nothing

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago

To get the peice of paper that lets you access a living wage

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 41 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (3 children)

My Java classes at uni:

Here's a piece of code that does nothing. Make it do nothing, but in compliance with this design pattern.

When I say it did nothing, I mean it had literally empty function bodies.

[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 22 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Yeah that's object oriented programming and interfaces. It's shit to teach people without a practical example but it's a completely passable way to do OOP in industry, you start by writing interfaces to structure your program and fill in the implementation later.

Now, is it a good practice? Probably not, imo software design is impossible to get right without iteration, but people still use this method... good to understand why it sucks

[–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

So what? You also learn math with exercises that 'do nothing'. If it bothers you so much add some print statements to the function bodies.

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

I actually did do that. My point was to present a situation where you basically do nothing in higher education, which is not to say you don't do/learn anything at all.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 15 hours ago

Mine were actually useful, gotta respect my uni for that. The only bits we didn't manually program ourselves were the driver and the tomcat server, near the end of the semester we were writing our own Reflections to properly guess the object type from a database query.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

A lot of kids fresh out of highschool are pressured into going to college right away. Its the societal norm for some fucking reason.

Give these kids a break and let them go when they're really ready. Personally I sat around for a year and a half before I felt like "fuck, this is boring lets go learn something now". If i had gone to college straight from highschool I would've flunked out and just wasted all that money for nothing.

[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I remember in high school they were pressuring every body to go straight to uni and I personally thought it was kinda predatory.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I wish I hadn't went straight in, personally. Wasted a lot of money and time before I got my shit together and went back for an associates a few years later.

[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

Its hard to make wise decisions when you're basically a kid at that age.

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

A diploma ain't gonna give you shit on its own

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 2 points 18 hours ago

So does breathing.

[–] blackbeards_bounty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Because college is awesome and many employers use a degree as a simple filter any way

[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

Not a single person I've worked with in software has gotten a job with just a diploma/degree since like the early 2000s

Maybe it's different in some places.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Many HR departments will automatically kick out an application if it doesn't have a degree. It's an easy filter even if it isn't the most accurate.

[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah fair point, but then how are you going to get the job if you're completely incompetent at programming 🤔

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

I don't think you can get the CS degree with being completely incompetent. A bunch of interviews I had were white boarding the logic, not actual coding. Code is easy if you know the logic.

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 2 points 14 hours ago

"Necessary, but not sufficient" sums up the role of a degree for a lot of jobs.

[–] blackbeards_bounty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

We are saying the same thing. Degree > diploma for jobs. Go to college, get degree

[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I meant any form of qualification. Sure it helps, but the way you get the job is by showing you can actually do the work. Like a folio and personal projects or past history.

[–] blackbeards_bounty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Art? Most programming? "Hard skills" / technical jobs... GOOD jobs. Sure. But there's plenty of degrees & jobs out there. Sounds like you landed where you were meant to be, alot of folks go where opportunity and the market takes them

[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

Its probably a regional difference. Here in AU, you can be lucky and land a few post grad jobs if you really stood out. Otherwise you're entirely reliant on having a good folio and most importantly connections.

[–] Crampi@sh.itjust.works 6 points 19 hours ago

To get a job so you don't starve