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[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

When “could potentially happen” becomes “will happen”.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

Look, everyone dies but they manage to sell insurance for that