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This is one of the best Onion articles ever. Read the whole thing.

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 52 points 3 weeks ago

"According to the foundation’s website, the growing problem affects one in every 29 million Americans, and one in every 80 Congolese."

Fucking lol