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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla (theonion.com)

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[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With what? and where? A silverback gorilla is no joke, David would need a shotgun and a will of steel to properly aim and fire at a 400lb monster trying to kill him.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 3 points 1 week ago

400lb

Five hundred and twelve. Just saying it makes me quake in fearr. David was such a brave man to face such a force off nature.