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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla (theonion.com)

submitted 1 week ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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This is one of the best Onion articles ever. Read the whole thing.

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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago

Legit LOLed at this bit:

“I noticed that David had lost a lot of weight over the past couple of months, especially when he came in with his arm torn off,” fellow claims adjuster Kevin Delano said.

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