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[–] Undearius@lemmy.ca 109 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (4 children)

This is from the city where it's illegal to be homeless. One man even collected over $100,000 in fines for being homeless.

Yeah, that'll help.

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (5 children)

It's not "being homeless" that is illegal, though. It's drinking in public, begging or sleeping in the metro. And it sure is tough not staying in the metro during winter. There are some organisms that can provide shelter, but not enough for everyone, and it usually cost a couple dollars, which not everyone have everyday. And it's a real problem on both sides, as the metro was not meant to become a shelter for the homeless, and people have been complaining more and more they feel unsafe there.

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

Which orgasms provide shelter?

[–] redisdead@lemmy.world 1 points 4 minutes ago

Here they made being homeless illegal so they can force people into shelters/mental help/rehab/etc.

Much better than letting them shoot up heroin in parks all day.

"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread." - Anatole France

[–] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

La Maison du Père costs 1 dollar a night, and they'll let you in if you explain that you can't pay the $1.

Some just don't like shelters. They don't like the rules, other people, or fear getting their stuff taken.

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Sure "being homeless" isn't the crime itself but you're being naive if you don't think the laws make homelessness illegal. What are they supposed to do? Go find a piece of land no one has claim to and freeze to death?

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca -2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

And what are we supposed to do? Legalize all drugs and being drunk in public just to avoid having to fine them, and install beds everywhere in the Underground City (and in this post's case, in emergency stairwells at the Complexe Desjardins) with no regard for their regular use? Sure, let's work on proposing more accessible legal alternatives. Just take note that these laws weren't created to punish the homeless, but to have a clean and safe public space - which have been degrading for some time now.

[–] ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

We could just house them. That seems to work.

[–] redisdead@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

Feel free to host one of them in your home.

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 minutes ago* (last edited 12 minutes ago)

That sound pretty much like the "If you're poor, just buy a house" people.
I think you don't know much about Montréal. There are solutions already in place to help homeless people who want to go out of the street, but the housing crisis is pretty new and it will take years to solve. It wasn't so bad a few years ago.

[–] Deway@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

They would be less easy to exploit! And to whom would we feel superior? And what would be the punishment for not obeying our ~~lords~~ bosses?!

[–] manqkag@sh.itjust.works 62 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Man that sounded wild to me, so I dug around a bit and it's fucking true. Although the amount is closer to $110,000 it's still insane.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 51 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Hey, we heard you can't afford a house, so we're charging you fines in the amount of what it would have cost to buy a house.......we're so cool! We solved homelessness! Because now if you want to be homeless, it actually costs more to NOT buy a house. So you may as well just buy a house!

We did it guys! We ended the concept of homelessness! High five!

[–] manqkag@sh.itjust.works 27 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I mean why don't the homeless just buy a house? Are they stupid?

[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 24 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Have they tried just being rich and buying their own building to sleep in front of?

[–] manqkag@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 hours ago

Maybe it's their broke mentality that's the issue bro stay on the grind 🔥 💯

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Something something bootstraps and avocado toast?

[–] 4z01235@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

we're charging you fines in the amount of what it would have cost to buy a house

Oh how I wish I could buy a house for that kind of money. You should go look at what housing costs in Canadian cities.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

If you can produce $110k in fines you can probably also pull off a downpayment and at least a few years of payments. If you can’t buy a house that’s still several years of renting.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

$169k https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/27687505/158-douglas-avenue-fredericton

Although the being sold "AS IS, WHERE IS" is a bit concerning. Flood risk maybe?

[–] Undearius@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Yeah, it was from awhile ago. I couldn't remember if it was one or two hundred thousand. I've corrected my comment to be more accurate. Here's an article on it.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/montreal-homeless-man-100k-fines-1.3473707

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 11 hours ago

Aaaah, I love living in a capitalist hellscape

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

What happens if the man does not pay? Will they put him in jail?

[–] moody@lemmings.world 24 points 10 hours ago

Canada does not have debtor's jail. Nothing will really happen except that more fines will keep racking up. No collection agency is going to take on a homeless person's debt, so eventually those debts will just disappear, assuming he makes no effort to pay them off.

In the meantime, if he tries to escape homelessness, it's a lot harder nowadays to find an apartment with a landlord that doesn't check your credit, and 100k+ in unpaid debts looks really bad.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago

In the ultimate act of irony… Maybe they’ll put him in a house.