xkbx

joined 9 months ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 23 hours ago

Not to generalize, but cannibals often talk with a mouth full, or an ear full, or a toe full…

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don’t blame me, I deleted all my social media years ago. Now, I’m just using it for my crippling addiction to pornography

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They’ve finally found more money?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What was it? I wish I had a limited edition pmjv typo. It could be worth DOZENS of dollar on ebay

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 5 days ago

Oh god whatever you do, DO NOT search for Valkyrie Drive, it’s a trap. It’s filled with lures of lesbian softcore hentai and dubious morals, but fails to deliver ANY message for gun control reform OR firearm safety.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if the oversized daemon baby prefers Danzig or Graves records

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Disturbed - Down With The Sickness

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 25 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Oh I was wondering what the pixels were for. I was at a loss to explain it

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 1 week ago

how very submissive and breedable of you to say

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Here’s a neat trick, just draw a viola then make it slightly smaller

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 1 week ago

I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 week ago

$2.7 MILLION dollars!? Holy shit, that’s almost enough to buy a house there!

 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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