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Montreal shopping mall plays “Baby Shark” on repeat to prevent unhoused people from loittering (montreal.ctvnews.ca)

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[–] ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

We could just house them. That seems to work.

[–] Deway@lemmy.world 3 points 48 minutes ago

They would be less easy to exploit! And to whom would we feel superior? And what would be the punishment for not obeying our ~~lords~~ bosses?!