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[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tried this once, wife's aim was terrible. Was years ago, may try again at some point XD

[–] allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

To be fair to your wife, we have been practicing with it since we were toddlers.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And she's only getting half of the controls with no coordination between the two. She doesn't know how strong of a stream you're giving her and you can't adjust it based on where she plans to point your dick.

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

You're quite the piss scientist I see!

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Standing to pee is a learned skill. Trans guys who buy a stand to pee device are all recommended to practice in the shower first.

[–] allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It certainly is! That's really interesting. I didn't even consider how transitioning changes the way one would use the toilet. I can totally see needing to practice in the shower with the device.

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can definitely see why it would be harder than the real thing. Also didn't know that existed, link (NSFW) pretty cool.

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you just supposed to carry that around with you everywhere? Do you wash it in the sink after every use? If I were a trans man I think I would just use a stall.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Most of us just use a stall and don't bother with a STP. But the shake it off and stick it back in your underwear move is the move with these things, and it's about as gross as when the cis guys do it, lol.

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Oh for sure. I was not expecting bullseye aim I'm able to get, but I wasn't expecting it to be several feet off course lol.

As an aside to other replies in this, it very much is a learned skill. Having potty trained my son, it's a skill very taken for granted. I think most men are able to piss in the dark without making any or very little mess. Especially in their own home(house layout familiarity akin to a blind person).