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To get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of
where
kis the number of kids you have.I think you have to also account for the kids' ages. An infant is different than a toddler, teen, or adult child.
I have left this aspect as an exercise to the reader.
I'm having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k
What if i have -0.001 kids?
Chop off the end of some kids finger.
Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??
Murder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.
Kill someone else's kid.
Ah yeah, as a DINK, this is a great formula