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submitted 2 months ago by owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

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[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The whales one took me a second!

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well if you got it could you explain? Idk what the Severn bridge is. My phone evidently does by making it a capital letter though.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Think of countries in the UK

And M4 is a highway, not a tank

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

Ah, thanks.

[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Severn bridge goes over Severn river, which is part of the border between England and Wales. The M4 goes from London to South Wales