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(I love when I get to post these joke chains)
How do you get 4 elephants in a mini cooper? -Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you get 2 whales in a mini cooper? -Take the M4 and go over the Severn bridge.
How can you tell there's an elephant in your fridge? -Footprints in the custard.
How can you tell there's 2 elephants in your fridge? -You can hear them giggle when the light goes out.
How can you tell there's 3 elephants in your fridge? -You can't quite get the door shut.
How can you tell there's 4 elephants in your fridge? -There's a mini cooper outside.
The whales one took me a second!
Well if you got it could you explain? Idk what the Severn bridge is. My phone evidently does by making it a capital letter though.
Severn bridge goes over Severn river, which is part of the border between England and Wales. The M4 goes from London to South Wales
Think of countries in the UK
And M4 is a highway, not a tank
Ah, thanks.