the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
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The politician from Ohio is so concerned about making sure people have children. Normal people might remember Ohio as the state that rejoiced over the miracle of a pregnant 11-year-old.
Kamala could gain points with normal people (including surrounding swing states) just by mercilessly dunking on Ohio until November.
Making your entire campaign about shitting on your opponent for being from Ohio will always result in a 49-state victory, with the opponent pulling a Mondale Special
And of course, the one state the opponent wins is NOT Ohio.
Ohio doesn't make bright people. I got family there. I'm probably among the smartest in my family and that isn't saying much. I have a cousin in Ohio that is in a union and argued with me one time that unions aren't socialist because he pays dues. That was his reasoning. Not a single wrinkle is that man's brain.
Capitalism is when workers pool their resources to bargain with their bosses collectively
Yeah, kinda. On paper, this is how Capitalism works
tbf, trade unions were among the fiercest enemies of early European socialist parties since they have a well defined place in the Capitalist system. Unions are not needed in a liberated society
Here's another bad thing about Ohio:
[CW: Meat] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyline_Chili
That shit isn't even chili. And it isn't spaghetti sauce either. It's the food equivalent of a "taint".
I wandered around drunk at 2 AM in Cincinnati and couldn't find any; that's the real crime
I think Skyline is good, actually, but I always appreciate when people bag on Ohio.
Yeah, he's one of those quiverful (but tech rather than church) guys iirc