z500

joined 1 year ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 235 points 1 year ago (10 children)
[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

I could think of worse ways to go than naked in the rain

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Lord Chainsawhead

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

At my old job they had these kiosks that had a printer and would beep when they were out of paper. One of them beeped at a low pitch for some reason. It always reminded me of old computer games

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

Now plate it up on a toilet seat or some shit.

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

That's because he's looking at you and seeing a giant mouse

[–] z500@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tasty, chewy eyes

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

I seen't it

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