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Metal Memes

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Memes. For metal music.

Don't be an ass and try to keep the gatekeeping and whatnot to a minimum. Memes from all sorts of metal genres and bands are welcome here.

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[–] dunz@feddit.nu 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuuuucked, with a kniiiiifeee

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Probably better than Fucked with an Anchor though, I 'm not really sure.

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No cock like horse cock...

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

NO, NOT AGAIN

[–] Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like I'll die deep underwater, where noone can hear you scream.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't know billionaires hung out on Lemmy...

[–] Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Laser beams. Check.

[–] Zekas@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Acid... Check.

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I cum blood?!

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Haematuria

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Paint it black? OH, forced black face. Shit.

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

WAP...

[–] ChlorineAddict@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Black Dahlia Murder’s Raped in Hatred by Vines of Thorn is sticking out in my head. No thanks.

[–] rug_burn@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Fucked With a Knife is what's stuck in my head. I'll pass too

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Wenches and Mead - Alestorm

Yeah, I can die that way.

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Dethklok.

Which means it will be Brütal!

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just listened to The disappearance of Hatsune Miku, so I guess I'm going to win a rap battle and then commit suicide?

[–] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

eat leex and get delete

[–] uncreativechap@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Slayer - Angel of Death, looks like I'm getting transported back to the 1940s

[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't know what the songs were about, it was just Russian Lo-Fi. So.... murdered by chill eastern europeans?

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't mind to be murdered by chilled albeit hot Eastern European women by snu-snu.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Or maybe you end up hanging out with some chill Russians. Infact it's so relaxing you get relaxed to death.

[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh shit.

I was listening to the Star Wars soundtrack.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

I could think of worse ways to go than naked in the rain

[–] blackwateropeth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Bloodbath’s eaten enters the chat

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....

[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Obituary - The End Complete

Is it coincidental that I feel like I'm rotting on the inside?

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Skinless - Pool of Stool

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I die while escaping from the city...

I was just rolling around at the speed of sound and now here I am in Limbo

[–] hswolf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

RHCP Dani California

I don't know the implications but I'm here for It

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Loved to death...? That doesn't sound so bad.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Question is, what kind of love, and from what?

[–] Beelzebob@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

3005? I don't understand...

[–] ezures@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 year ago

Colorful aura by Stone Rebel

I guess at least it will be at least pretty

[–] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Time for an evisceration plague: https://youtu.be/LhMuQ8JBBXo

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Evisceration Plague feels like one of the better options if you're not like... At home with family and friends or something.

[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Wolf Totem by The Hu - I have no idea but it'll be badass.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Do you love me now that I can dance. Well it's going to be interesting tale to take to the afterlife.

[–] Persen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Rabbit junk - Neurodivergent. Checks out.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sweet lies, sour truths :/