z500

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[โ€“] z500@startrek.website 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] z500@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago

Sh-sh-shaaa

[โ€“] z500@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

Whenever the sadness kicks in I just replay the meal highlights in my head lol

[โ€“] z500@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

Just when everyone got Reddit out of their systems

[โ€“] z500@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง fantasy
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น fantasia
๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท fantaisie
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ fantazie
๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ fantazia
๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ ั„ะฐะฝั‚ะฐะทะธั
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช FANTASIE

[โ€“] z500@startrek.website 54 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Who the fuck has time for three girlfriends?

[โ€“] z500@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago

Mkay so let's first start off with the jalapeno cheese pouch.

[โ€“] z500@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But "was killed" is literally a passive construction

[โ€“] z500@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

turns around, secretly reaches into pocket and retrieves a brand new tomato

A-ha! The first tomato grown in space, which I definitely didn't lose, was here this whole time!

[โ€“] z500@startrek.website 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

One of my greatest fears is that there is a fourth dimension of space where they are watching us, only inches away. Waiting.

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