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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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If it's meat, looks like Rocky Mountain Oysters. Thought of this fine community the instant I saw it. Your guess is as good as mine. OP stated, 'Good God !!! Please don’t tell me they’re some animal’s kidneys - that’s going too far , pizza explorers…… baaarf!!!!!'.

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[–] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 27 points 3 weeks ago

Please remove from internet.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is how I imagine pizza would look like in a city run by Tolkien Orcs.

[–] bort@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like meat's off the menu boys, but we've got this suspicious looking pizza

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 weeks ago

That's like if Timon and Pumbaa managed to make a pizza.

[–] Squibbles@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago

Don't worry about them being kidneys, they look more like rocky mountain oysters to me

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

🎶 foetus in the morning, foetus in the evening, foetus at supper time… 🎶

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why are they so.... moist?!?!

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

They look like they're still alive.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That pizza looks like it would taste offal.

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

That was a gutsy joke

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

"There's a parasite on that pizza. You should take a closer look"