sawdustprophet

joined 1 year ago

Chewbacca is Bigfoot

There was an out-of-continuity comic where Han Solo crashed the Falcon on Earth; Chewbacca survives and becomes the basis for the Bigfoot legend.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 13 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like they’re trying to put out a titanium fire using only a bucket of water.

I have a new phrase to use in the future.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I still don't know if a USB micro or mini is the one that charges my PS4 controller

It's Micro-B, to be specific.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 86 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They're from Idaho.

Bonus points: the guy is from Illinois.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

When I read the shelter in place order from my governor, its definition of "essential businesses" was so broad it would have been shorter to list businesses not covered.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I like the edges and corners of a cake/brownie

You might want to try this.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

de-lived

I prefer "inhumed".

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 17 points 1 month ago

And the right wingers said, "Well we didn't think it would work!"

I recall a number of voters who voted in favor of Brexit who were interviewed and said things like "but I didn't think it would actually happen!"

I also seem to recall a similar sentiment in a case where people voted to strip funding from a local library in Michigan, then were shocked when the library had to close.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago

Don't forget the alt text:

Attention all passengers: This is an express sequence to infinity. If your stop is not a power of two, please disembark now.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 56 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Maybe we should chip in and buy a second robot.

Hear me out: three robots.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

shit down the government

I don't know if this was a typo, but it's rather appropriate either way.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It says there are no videos in the playlist.

The videos are there for me. Maybe you're in a region where they're blocked?

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