jimp

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As I pass through the cemetery on my dog walk there’s a couple of crows who often hang around in a certain corner.
In an attempt to befriend them, for the past year or so I’ve been making loud sort of crow noises and leaving a dog treat or two on the top of the same gravestone in the hope of them associating the strange human skwawks with a gift. A few days ago I nearly gave up bothering as it’d never worked but didn’t want to risk it

The crows were not around as is fairly common.
I put a couple of treaty crumbs in the usual spot and when I was about 20 metres further on I checked back and there it was, a gorgeous beautiful crow

Yesterday was the same. No sign of the crows, skwawk, leave treat, skwawk, give Dolly a treat cos she’s cottoned onto it by now. Check back and there’s the splendid beastie again!

I was buzzing all the way home. I’m going to go again soon

[–] jimp@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

The Fire Within Werner Herzog has a more well known volcano documentary but this one is better.
He uses footage filmed by a couple who died in a pyroclastic flow (imagine Herzog saying that!) in Japan. Essentially it’s Herzog watching them watching volcanoes.

[–] jimp@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Coca-Cola, Nestlé, Starbucks.

[–] jimp@lemm.ee 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s not supposed to just sit there like an acorn attached to the bottom of my torso?

[–] jimp@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Live Photos! They’re like the portraits in Harry Potter

[–] jimp@lemm.ee 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bring the pain!

[–] jimp@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Heck sausage

[–] jimp@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Black canned olives are a totally different beast to eg small green tart ones. I struggle to eat cold green olives by themselves sometimes. Black canned olives are salty beauts with the best texture of all time and I could eat fistfuls of them any time of day or night please

[–] jimp@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can use Safari and an extension like Vinegar. I’ve not seen an ad since

[–] jimp@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] jimp@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

I check them all and choose the nicest forecast

[–] jimp@lemm.ee 20 points 8 months ago

Fucking arseholes. It has been my imaginary home since it started and now I have to use fucking mastodon and bluesky fucking dicks.
On the plus side, Lemmy has been getting really good recently

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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