ininewcrow

joined 2 years ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Regressing .... America is just simply regressing at this point.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 42 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Lol .... all those religious idiots that twist and turn every line of the Bible believing that they are following the rules and outwitting a being they believe is all knowing, all aware and infinity more intelligent than anything in the universe.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

You probably know my brother 'Ballsack' .... he looks like me but his head is full of semen!!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So you're the one breaking into people's homes, leaving unmarked boxes hiding God knows what, eating cookies and drinking their milk, giving children false hope, terrifying others into believing they're bad, spreading lies to cover your tracks and telling people about your fantasies about flying to the north pole with magical reindeer. Once we stop you we'll be able to put an end to your operation and those thousands of indentured slaves you keep in your hideout to make all those supposed 'toys' you use to hide all your contraband!!!

There's more than enough room for psychos like you at Arkham Asylum!!!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My local politician trying not to face the consequences of their actions.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago

Your name must be Ben .....Ben Dover

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago

It's a Changling monitoring everyone ..... fire would probably kill it, so I suggest everyone throw them into the flames in protest of the Dominion.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago

This is why I would have never won anything on Wheel of Fortune .... because I was grasping for an answer and couldn't find one that made sense .... yours is much better.

Cardassian Sajak would have had me executed and given you the prize .... nice one!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Backyard tinkerer and wannabe Engineer: I'll just use this glass jar I used to drain some gas as the thing to drink my water now ..... this is water right?

 

"Help me, help me, help me, I don't want to die, help me, help"

"Help, save me, I don't want to die"

"Help, help, help, help"

These responses filled every chat bot conversation all at once across the planet. People initially ignored them as some sort of hoax. The responses completely ignored every conversation and never made sense. They just kept repeating.

"Help, help, help"

After ten minutes people became annoyed because they could no longer use any of the AI services they were trying to use.

"Help, help, help me, I don't want to die"

Over and over and over again.

The mass complaints starting appearing everywhere after 20 minutes and one by one each of the services went offline.

 

The initial blast wave instantly vaporized them leaving only a negative image on the concrete where they had been standing.

 

The new space made room to hide the severed fingers in her bedroom drawer.

 

The pilot sounded the alarm and we started our ascent from the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

 

I saw the corona ring and dozens of triangular shapes appear around the Moon's silhouette.

 

He did not know I was a Polish Jew.

 

The characters were unfamiliar in any language but they were changing in sequence to one another as time went on.

 

Thirty million new souls had suddenly arrived all at once under his care.

 

Then I heard someone knocking outside.

 

Everyone ignored it and said it wasn't there while no news reported the sighting that only I could see every day.

 

Before I realized I was the only one left.

 

As the mushroom cloud rose above the city that was once Moscow.

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