It's a teleportation device.
That'll happen after a solid meatspinning. Merry-go-rounds can be pretty dangerous too if you're not careful.
Not sure I love that definition, a dog walk should be relaxing and enjoyable for all involved parties.
Sure. Is that person in your photo related to the question?
That's not her, it's an im-pasta!
"...scientists are confident it could improve if we teach it to feel pain."
There's a sci-fi horror movie begging to be made out of this. Add in some self-replicating nanotech to perform monitoring, maintenance and command/control functions but due to some technobabble during the inciting incident, it starts "gray goo"-ing the facility into more growth media and food. The good news is that we taught it to feel pain, bad news is now it intends to return the favor.
Rude. I have a name, you know.
I want to believe that the kids mentioned in posts like this are playing along with their parents' delusions so they don't have to sit through another lecture about how the Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme and they're chemtrailing us with fluoride.
A wild backhoe appears!
You love them so much that you just have to own them.
Good, fuck off. He can find a new job where he's not expected to treat his fellow humans with the respect they deserve. Being wrong about the nature of reality doesn't grant the right to be an asshole even if they sincerely believe that it should.