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You mean the 1780s, right?

I’m surprised they’re not toe-ing the line.

Is there a safe word?

Makes perfect sense if read in the voice of Cat from Red Dwarf.

Because there’s a hole in it, stupid.

That’ll be five million dollar bucks for my consultation.

Don’t forget to put all the books in a pile and set fire to them. And smash their shop windows.

How do they stop the little parachutes from sliding off?

Absolutely. The thought of seeing a beaver in the wild makes me very excited.

Have you thought about shaving them?

And Linux users

So he’s not all bad, and let’s be honest it doesn’t take much. Did he suggest using light mode, or tabs instead of spaces?

At least we didn’t even consider bullet vending machines or drive through liquor stores.

364.75 Proper units.