Sounds like he’s hot footed it out of the area.
Have they checked the local kebab shops?
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Sounds like he’s hot footed it out of the area.
Have they checked the local kebab shops?
I dunno, maybe it's a cunning plan to fake his own death. He's just gotta collect enough body parts, crudely stitch them together then lock 'himself' in his car, inside his garage, filled with petrol. Torch it until there is nothing but bones and ash and leave a note in the kitchen.
His ego got the better of him though, thinking he needs a third leg.
That an elephant's leg. Unless you are saying one of them is made from a number or human legs...
All I’m saying is I doubt the prices at the meat suppliers are going down. Sometimes you need to save a few pennies, and when an opportunity presents itself….
Update: The man who stole three amputated legs from Bucharest’s Cantacuzino Hospital was caught by the police and taken in for questioning. Judicial sources state that the man told investigators that on Friday, around 7:00 PM, he entered the premises of the hospital by jumping the fence to steal plastic bottles and recycle them for cash. He also claimed he did not know what was inside the bags.
No mention of the third leg, missus.
If this was the UK he'd be forever known as Jake the Peg. TW: Rolf Harris.
How many legs does a typical hospital have in the trash at any given time?
Also, is there a crime here, aside from dumpster diving? It's not like they were using those legs.
Jake the Peg's a gd household name in the fet community 🐓