With the right emojis this could be a really unbearable LinkedIn post.
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2024
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hits rock bottom ๐ชจ๐๐ญ
*adds geologist to resume ๐งโ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ชจ๐
*Has meltdown ๐ก๐คฏ๐ฅ
Adds nuclear physicist to resume โ๏ธ๐งโ๐ฌ๐ญ๐
Your resume really stood out to us but we've heard some disturbing allegations of misconduct regarding your treatment of rocks we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.
we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.
*Adds landlord to resume ๐๏ธ๐๐๐
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Invents a psychological theory to cover for own incestual fantasies, dabbles in psychiatry to normalize drug habits.
Adds Freud to resume
Has hissy fit
*Adds herpetologist to resume
Has existential crisis Adds philosopher to resume
Binges new rabbit hole every night Adds polymath to resume
Tbf, I'm fairly convinced some of us do this. JK, don't crucify me.