HidamariSou

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While performing a sacred ritual to revive former Soviet revolutionary leader Vladimir Lenin, North Korean Necromancers accidentally revived beloathed communist Leon Trotsky.

One Necromancer was overheard saying "Whoops" while another reportedly said "Not again" while cocking a standard issue pistol.

 
 
 

seriously what the fuck https://hexbear.net/post/3879726

[–] HidamariSou@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i sincerely thought this was /c/fakenews at first...

i thought "oh people aren't gonna like this one!"

but the united states truly is beyond parody

 

"The Onion", one of America's most trustworthy news sources has been banned on fringe left-wing putlerist right-wing leftist marxist-leninist McCarthy-ist russian botfarm internet forum "Hexbear" after the users of the site concluded that the reporting by the Award-Winning network contained what they described as "falsehoods".

Users of the secretly transphobic websites dedicated trans safe space megathread responded "huh?" when asked for comment.

 
[–] HidamariSou@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

historical examples of trans people

piggybacking off of this, the nazi erasure of transgender history

 

YAMABUKI, Nov 5 (Hexbear) - Hexbear News projected that Independent Presidential Candidate Miyako has won the U.S. presidency, defeating Democrat Klanala Harris and Republic Rondald Trump, making history as the first woman of colour to win the U.S. presidency.

 

what if there was a picture of a pig pooping on its own balls? that would be so funny!