Futterbinger

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[โ€“] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I think you're taking my shitposting very seriously.

[โ€“] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ok so only limited genocide on the first world then.

[โ€“] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 60 points 1 month ago (16 children)

Oh sure it's "Another Kkkrakkka down" this and "unlimited genocide on the first world" that. But as soon as someone celebrates Amerikkkan vampires finally suffering suddenly it's all "no not like that."

[โ€“] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Polaris hasing always been "The North Star" earths axis has a bit of a wobble on the timeline of thousands of years. In 4700 B.C. the North Star wars a star named Thuban.

[โ€“] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Just enough intelligence behind those beady little eyes that you can tell that they know better than to do whatever it is they're up to.

[โ€“] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Democrats are acting way too confident, It's gonna be 2016 all over again.

[โ€“] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

No dude, steal cars like an adult.

[โ€“] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Given how shit cops are at aiming there's a good chance it's is an accidental woopsie. The fatal kind of accidental woopsie.

[โ€“] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Knowing Wells Fargo her manager is probably complaining she didn't have the decency to crawl into the dumpster out back before croaking. I bet they'll bill her estate for the cleanup.

[โ€“] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

18th Century Cooking by Townsends Delicious looking and occasionally strange recipes from the 1700s colonial America.

Food Wishes Delicious looking modern food made by a chef with a very odd speaking cadence.

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