These are the same companies saying they want people back in the office because face-to-face collaboration is important for productivity or some shit. When the company doesn't care that you're decomposing in the office then they also about the work you're doing or how you're doing it.
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When they say that having everyone on-site is important to their corporate culture, they mean the microbial colonies that devour your body as you decompose.
Knowing Wells Fargo her manager is probably complaining she didn't have the decency to crawl into the dumpster out back before croaking. I bet they'll bill her estate for the cleanup.
Wells Fargo sounds a lot like Chase
This story is so sad. Did this person have nobody in their life that missed them for four straight days?
Yeah that's where my mind went, also like I know work friend aren't REAL friends but God damn did no one notice?
I mean didn’t any of her real friends notice either?
Model employee and citizen, dies at work before reaching retirement
If you die at work the underworld has to give a special pass. You should get to go to the good place regardless. Dieing at work must suck
They were gonna make that how you got isekaied but it was too depressing
there's a similar dispensation if you get run over by an ambulance
several people had smelled a foul odor but believed it to be faulty plumbing.
was gonna say I don't know how long it takes a corpse to start smelling bad but I think it's less than four days
The AC there must be extra cold.
The Wells Fargo wagon is a-comin down the street 🚑