FuckYourselfEndless

joined 2 years ago

Been thinking about getting one so I can just regurgitate trite Redditisms and feel content contributing nothing to the minds of others.

You are a little pajama boy.

You have angered me.

[–] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (8 children)

You're just describing needing/wanting a motorcycle

 

The original version DS2 at least on console got some of the SOTFS content and it obviously also has the DLC available to it. So that's the best version of the game so far since it has most of the content without the incredibly bad new enemy placements. But it's impossible to find a download for the original DS2, they've been actively removed or unseeded since everyone hastily moved on to the re-release of it.

 

main lurkers, hello

 

Will get to the point where I've blocked myself into the void underside of Hexbear, behind the curtain of the universe and can finally just chill.

No one will ever pwn me again. No one will ever ppb me again.

 

And I'm pissed off.

I'm not even asking for much here. I just wanna' be courted. I want to be romanced. I want to be serenaded and cherished. And the mods look at this and say "no, ze must not have this." I wanna' drop a slur on some X-word and pwn his lib ass, but nooooooo. I can't even have that.

Why do I even post?

 

They told me they have hired "motivators" that make all the wishes come true. One of them's in the hospital room with me right now and he's brushing my hair and reading me all the books that transform the Star Wars movies into Shakespearian screenplays. He said not to say his name, but his name is Tony.

 

I said come here!

Look at it. The god damn taxes went up again.

I knew this would happen.
I knew this would happen.
I knew this would happen.

 

... life over a human's. Reddit-X has become what was once known as "the internet" and it's technically state-owned through federal investment by the Three Eyes nations. The common insult is calling your enemy a "degen", which is also the name of a new class formation that subsists on a combination of "e-begging" and labour apps and package/treat theft. Christian churches have all been converted into treatoriums of the lord. Islam doesn't change at all. Potential romantic partners exchange dating app profiles - which double as their non-work social media - instead of phone numbers and it's considered offputting/weird/controlling to try to bypass this system.

If you get pwned online you are ritualistically encouraged and mocked into committing seppuku by everyone who knows you, though telling only from thise lower on the social hierarchy than you, those above don't care.

Chatbots make up the majority of users on Reddit-X. Posting has never been worse as the internet and IRL meatbags' conversations are the mental equivalent to Amazon.com user reviews of Just Dance 2020 for the Wii.

I think it's more so that "bear sex" was just joke-worthy enough that people talked about the game that otherwise wouldn't talk about it and news of the game spread beyond its usual corners of the internet. So more people heard of the game and I guess the openness that "bear sex" entails is pretty appealing for a CRPG.