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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Thought this would be a joke about how the titles of AITA posts that sound innocent are typically the ones where OP is the asshole. Like "Can I give someone my old headphones?" Yes, obviously. "Wrapped as a gift," um, that feels a little insensitive. Probably just give them unwrapped and don't say it's part of the gift.

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 27 points 15 hours ago

This green text, like every post on AitA is a work of fiction.

[–] abracaDavid@lemmy.today 11 points 16 hours ago

I recently read one where the wife was on her laptop and ignoring her husband when he asked her to look at something. So he flicked a lighter in her face, and then she slapped him in his face.

90% of the comments said that she was completely justified in hitting this guy in the face and that she should divorce him.

Anyone saying that you can't just hit people in the face was down voted to hell.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 29 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao I've actually done just that before, swapping the genders of a previous post, and people do say the complete opposite even though it's the same situations.

It's also not even just the genders. Copy/paste the text, wait a few days, and then when you make the post you can also 'prime' the situation by having a few immediate posts leaning one way or the other.

[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 29 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (7 children)

Yeah they just don't act like thus stereotypical over there.

Also, "femoid"?

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 29 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

That sub is a circlejerk for white knights and femenists Women are never wrong there.

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 12 points 20 hours ago

I’m pretty sure most stories are made up too. They just seem so well written with no grammatical errors or anything.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Also a great place for training bots and gauging responses.

[–] Faresh@lemmy.ml 3 points 15 hours ago

Wasn't there some trend of people wanting to make self-driving cars take into account ethics in their decision making in emergencies, by having some website where people could pretty much solve trolley problems, with just a conductor in the trolley to also take into account some years ago? I'm imagining them scraping that subbredit for answers to questions like "AITA for having run over 2 orphan children in order to save 6 old ladies?"

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yes, he'd be an asshole for giving her them as a birthday present, regardless of the fact that he got her other presents as well. Just ask her if she wants them after he gets his new ones.

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 26 points 20 hours ago

This is actually what the consensus was in that post, but the 4channer was blinded by his own assumption of “men bAD, gIRls gOoD” rhetoric

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 9 points 21 hours ago

Jeez. The valid answer to this "problem" took a while to find. Even here.

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 34 points 23 hours ago (6 children)

Thank christ i left reddit for lemmy, this place is so muchnicer and better for my mental health.

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[–] match@pawb.social 20 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I'm gonna go ahead and hope that neither those redditors nor those channers ever find Lemmy

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 17 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The sucky answer is if lemmy gets popular it'll just be Reddit without the ban lists

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I like that many of the people who should be banned here herd into instances that are defederated

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

True, there will be a lot of self-selection here. So maybe my theory is unfounded

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This is actually a real post but I cannot find the genderswapped version. Presumably because the duplicate nature was identified and OOP was banned.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe because it sa fake story? Lol

I does have a certain "and then the whole bus clapped" energy to it.

Good thing they left reddit and went to 4chan where they could get away from ultra thirsty guys acting all kinds of crazy over women.

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It may or may not be. I can't speak to that post, but I've seen others pull the same bit with other posts (wait a week or two and repost with a gender swap, then point to the radical difference in response) and usually the gender swapped version gets deleted and the poster banned when it comes out.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 points 16 hours ago

Yeah always had a good chuckle at the people that would try to point out the echo chamber hypocrisy in a subreddit and be upvoted but yelled at so hard then banned.

Same story every time.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I do think the age changes it. If it's an 18 year old guy asking about his girlfriend, I also would be like, "hey, that may be a bit much. Old ones are fine." cause they're young. The expectations are lower. If it's an adult woman asking this for her husband, I would say to not give it on their birthday. "Hey, here's my old pair. Happy birthday" may be a bit flippant, but saying, "Hey, I got a new pair, want my old one?" doesn't seem like a bad deal.

Also, we didn't see the post. Maybe the other gifts were also bad. Not saying that AITA isn't a dumpster fire. But he changed the factors and didn't give us all the information.

Edit: I just saw the post. He bought her airpods a few years ago and, with how he's talking, it sounds like he got his around the same time. His wife's are glitching and just generally failing, but his used ones are fine. He says she takes care of them as with the rest of her things. He has the option to get free, new pair. Yeah, that is kind of dickish. "Here's my old headphones that could very well be on their way out as well and have been worn for x years. Please enjoy while I get my brand new set that I've openly told you I don't need. Happy birthday."

If this wasn't her birthday, fine. But on the day? That kind of fucked imo

This guy is full of shit, communities on plebbit start with p/

He's talking about reddit

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