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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon has a Bean Boy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] B312@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think OOP’s son is a lemmy user

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't know object oriented programmers are capable of having children

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

It's beans. Must be enterprise java

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

Bean LYFE!

[–] plasticmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

laughed out loud best post of the week so worth it. I want a follow up now!

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Beans

[–] invertedspear@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How the fuck are you supposed to read this atrocity?

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Zoom

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

Fuck no

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 0 points 1 week ago

That's the neat part, you don't.

[–] 10_0@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

NGL kidney beans do be beaning

[–] match@pawb.social 0 points 1 week ago

shitty crop my good sir but thank you anyway