Creamsicle

joined 6 months ago
[–] Creamsicle@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I grew up in Southern California, USA and I remember this shit in elementary school, I think.

[–] Creamsicle@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s Creamsicle! Grr!

[–] Creamsicle@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Oh boy a whale movie!

[–] Creamsicle@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It tastes like squids.

 
[–] Creamsicle@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Last night I put a chop stick in my mouth and said “Look at me I’m a narwhal” and my friend said I was being “kind of racist.”

[–] Creamsicle@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I wrote a song!

🎶 The hip bone is connected to the whale bone 🎶
And the whale bone is connected to the—whale bone
And the whale bone is connected to the—other bone
And that’s all the parts of a whale!

[–] Creamsicle@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is míol mór mé!

[–] Creamsicle@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

My frend left me outside in her backpack all night. I was afraid some scary weird person who smells like styrofoam would hurt me!

I was mad at her but then she got really sad and that made me sad. So now I’m sad.

 

Yay!

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Howdy (hexbear.net)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Creamsicle@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

Are you having a good day? I hope you are! But if you’re not it’s OK.

 

And don’t say sperm whale (Physeter macrocephalus) just because the name is funny. I’m a sperm whale so it’s kind of mean.

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