Blackmist

joined 1 year ago
[–] Blackmist 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's even more acceptable to half-ass your job.

They're paying you the minimum they can get away with, so pay them back in kind.

[–] Blackmist 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump playing 5D chess. Maybe Mexico will pay for that wall after all.

[–] Blackmist 4 points 1 week ago

Well, maybe the second amendment people can do something about it.

[–] Blackmist 1 points 1 week ago

It's slightly less impressive when you realise they could have built a massive slide instead and got mostly the same result.

Guess it's better than a massive diesel truck though.

[–] Blackmist 7 points 1 week ago

I hear the new guy in charge of that is a genius!

[–] Blackmist 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man, I bet those dead kids in the back seat feel so stupid now.

[–] Blackmist 3 points 1 week ago

This is what game launchers looked like in my day.

If I wanted a different game I'd put in a different tape!

[–] Blackmist 4 points 1 week ago

It's probably the inbuilt browser component that seems to be in everything these days.

Chrome pulled support for Win 7 and 8 ages ago, so anything that relies on an up to date browser is sure to follow.

[–] Blackmist 10 points 1 week ago

And don't you know how many cents a door handle costs? Christ, we're not made of money.

[–] Blackmist 83 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Look it's very simple if you get in a crash and are on fire.

Stop. Drop. Roll. Remove the mat from the bottom of the rear door pocket. Press the red tab to remove the access door. Pull the mechanical release cable forward. Remember that not all Model Y vehicles are equipped with a manual release for the rear doors. Die.

Rolls right off the tongue. If you're still in trouble call 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3.

[–] Blackmist 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Gee, I wonder why it's all AI generated horseshit from press releases these days.

The writing was on the wall when Jeff Gerstmann was fired over a bad review back in 2007. The whole game journalism industry has been on life support since then, and realistically been shafted ever since we went from purchased magazines to online.

Even then magazines would find themselves without timely review copies if they were not sympathetic to the need for good reviews.

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