Afghaniscran

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[–] Afghaniscran 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Eh, little bit of this, little bit of that.

[–] Afghaniscran 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I can imagine it now.

Alexa's installed throughout the house that have alarms to remind you to attend work.

An expensive subscription service for toilet use forcing the tenants to piss in bottles.

Scheduled TV time forced to only consume Amazon prime shows or films

Basically, this:

[–] Afghaniscran 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They have twenties of them

Edit: Scores, they have scores of them

[–] Afghaniscran 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't believe this, have you got a reliable source?

[–] Afghaniscran 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Anymore of this disrespect and I'll stick "u" into an early grave.

/jk

I feel obligated to say English that comes from England is the only real English. You can keep your Americanese.

[–] Afghaniscran 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

People get cc'd into emails depending on the order I remember they exist.

[–] Afghaniscran 7 points 1 year ago

Since we're sharing...

It took me longer than it should to realise it was Epstein and not Anthony bourdain.

[–] Afghaniscran 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Afghaniscran 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They get an A for effort. They just didn't expect us to be masochists.

[–] Afghaniscran 2 points 1 year ago

That will be it. I'm a loser through and through.

[–] Afghaniscran 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"you can get insulin from dogs and pigs by tying the pancreatic duct!"

Get rid of the wing and show me where to find this bit inside a pig and I can save lives, we can just wait for the wright brothers to figure out flying again.

[–] Afghaniscran 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I wouldn't be taking any credit for most of this. This poster would be better served if I could find Leonardo Da Vinci or something and give it to him.

"Putting electricity through quartz changes it's shapes, that's clocks" 😮 what?

"Make aerofoil go fast and you can fly, here's a vague picture of a wing." Excuse me?

I think I can pull off finding mouldy food and hot milk so I've got that, I guess.

Saying that, if I made a time machine, I imagine I would understand the things in this poster.

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