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[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sleepy enbys and boys too

Seems like a human rights violation

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 7 months ago

As an eepy enby I can confirm that we should be allowed to have more eep

[–] Winter8593@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If I wake up my fiancee prematurely I get the death sentence

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

And if you make her go outside, that's the death sentence for all three generations in your family

[–] JayObey711@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bro where do you live? In prison? Who is forcing you to wake up and go outside? Start depression maxing. Move to a one room apartment alone and never leave again.

[–] ErKaf@feddit.de 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm paying mine with the kinda equivalent of basic income in my country, it's great! Well except the depression part

[–] ErKaf@feddit.de 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh hey another noodle. My username is also a noodle. But in german.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago
[–] JayObey711@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I get aid by the government for being a university student and the studend housing is extremely cheap

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago

The only correct way to do this is to lay a trail of very tasty and fragrant pastries from the night stand to the terrace, where there will be freshly brewed coffee.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago