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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Imagine being a flat-earther in Australia and reading that. They don’t even believe in you, another flat earther.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That’s what Nasa wants you to think.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

They aren’t in charge, it’s the secretive VSVN.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 1 points 5 months ago

I finally get the joke. Nice one

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 3 points 6 months ago

I used to be in a flat earth discord for the lol and one of the most active members in the voice chat was an Australian woman 👀

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 20 points 6 months ago
[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

˙ʇunɔ sıɥʇ uıɐldxǝ uǝɥʇ 'lɐǝɹ ʇ,usı ɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ɟı

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)

This theory falls on its face the moment you realise most actors can't do an Aussie accent to save their life.

[–] CluelessDude@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 months ago

Maybe all of them are in Australia in the first place

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just to play devils advocate... If Australia wasn't real, then there isn't an aussie accent to botch.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

It's complicated. They colonised an entire continent they call "Australia" a little over 200 years ago by genociding the natives. They let that stew in relative isolation and develop its own unique way of talking, and now when an Australian's native accent is attempted by those not born here it's extremely difficult for them due to said relative isolation.

Now, this sounds like I'm describing a real country, but it's a conspiracy somehow.

EDIT: Definitely downvoted for the genocide comment. Coloniser mad lol.

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Bullshit.

You can't trick me, it's obvious these blokes are just taking the piss. As if any country of people sound like that.

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[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you're not born here it's hard to tell, but if you're familiar then there are some clear tells that these people are not actually Australian.

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you're not born here it's hard to tell, but due to Australia's immigration policy, these people are now the average Australian, ya dawg cant

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 months ago

I don't fuck with anyone who would have a "fuck off we're full" bumber sticker.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Of course they can't do an Australian accent: it's not a real accent because Australia isn't real.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

So what's going on when you hear a "real" Aussie accent?

I guess if they hired every single actor in the world that can do the accent, that would explain why none of the rest of them can do it.

Oh my god that means I'm in on it too.

Edit: Wait where's my fucking cheque then?

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

An old meme remixed with an older one talking about a non issue that really deserves less attention than it gets? Love it.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah bud, you're in c/lemmyshitposts. Were you expecting thoughtful, artfully crafted memes?

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I was wasn't being sarcastic. I loved it.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think it's a great idea to rally up a lot of people and demand that the government prooves that Australia exists with a paid, all inclusive, week long trip to one of Australia's finest resorts.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How will we know it's actually Australia, and not just some continent between Africa and South America?

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

I don't really care, as long as I get to go.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I can't quite read the top part because it's upside down. What are flat earthers outside of Australia getting paid to do?

spoilerposted from an instance hosted in Australia

Like I'd believe that. Next you're gonna try to tell me birds are real.