They didn't disagree with it. They asked you why. Answer the reasonable query or accept that the obvious 'because I crave attention' will be what everyone is thinking.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I don't crave attention, I crave ants

[–] snake_case 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where do you get these ants from?

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mostly from the hill out back

[–] flipthetube@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mostly.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, at some point you're going to have to use imports. That's just reality. Did I expect 4 to be the point where he ran out of local ants, though? Not quite.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You need ants? I know a guy.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hell, I can get you an ant by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. There are ways, Dude.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is what happens when you eat an ant in the Alps!!

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Alps are not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the ant hill, Dude. Across this line you DO NOT..

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're not wrong Walter. You're just an anthill.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What do you need that for, Dude?

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[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Some were around the cracks in the pavement

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the future the left wants

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

The best future

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Antman

[–] oatmilkmaid@possumpat.io 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which one was your favourite

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

The second one was the tastiest

[–] bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lightweight, snort them.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Eventually I'll get there

[–] ubergeek77@lemmy.ubergeek77.chat 7 points 1 year ago

OP is going to be patient zero for a new ant-borne disease

[–] whoamibro@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Video or it didn't happen

[–] iforgotmyinstance@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you tried any seasonings or preparation methods?

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Not yet

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

https://www.goya.in/blog/recipe-to-make-weaver-ant-chutney-at-home

[–] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Dont eat too many! You might 1. Not have room for beans and 2. Fail the no poop challenge

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh man I'm crying because of this.

Ok, there. I had a thing in my eye but it's gone now. All good.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was it an ant?

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

It was ant jo mama!

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Of you post a picture of your ant-containing poo the shitposting circle will be truly complete

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What do they taste like?

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Spicy raisens

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Depends on the ant, I've eaten black ones and they have a zesty, lemony flavour.

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[–] snor10@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, what is it!?

Five or six?

[–] slashasdf@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

5 minus 6, Op is gonna throw up one

[–] iso@lemy.lol 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But did you eat them all in one or one by one?

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

One at a time, I'm not a pro yet

[–] Cleverdawny@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

o7 keep it up brave warrior

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago

Just do like an ant eater and stick your tongue in an ant hill.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What kind?

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Some red ones, some black ones

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

one of us

[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I ate a cat.

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