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[–] queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone 63 points 8 months ago

King Solomon says no.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 22 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'm against splitting babies in half too. Who do I give my money to?

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

You need to buy $BBY1 coin (to the moon!)

It’s a crypto token which incentivizes whole babies by pegging the value of the coin to the proportion of half babies. When a baby is cut in half, the value drops, so owners are incentivized to ensure babies are kept whole by entirely free market forces!

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

So, I understand where the babies come from, but where does the Battle for Yavin factor in, and why are we marking our currency as Before it?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not sure why everyone hates on crypto. This sort of thing makes perfect sense.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

I hate it for the blatant grift that took it over.

Doge coin should always be worth less than a sheet of toilet paper because it’s meant to be a joke, that people unironically invested in it is the problem.

Blockchain is neat, but I still think utility is low.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Yeah, then you'd get two babies and nobody wants that!

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 2 points 8 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

The Human Fund

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[–] sirico 19 points 8 months ago

Just needs to grow up and pull themselves together

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I need the context to this image lol

[–] Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Pretty sure it’s a weird “National Pharmacies” ad campaign, from Australia. I guess the fact I know this means it’s worked somewhat.

Edit: Here's another version of the ad.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Thanks although this doesn't help me comprehend it at all lol. Why does it just say "stop this?"

[–] omnomed@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Stop making babies what else.

[–] Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 months ago

Your guess is as good as mine.

[–] kadotux@lemmings.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This made me even more confused. The question mark and all lol, what thell does this mean :D

[–] brisk@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

All the adjacent windows have various minor ailments and phrases like "fix this? Treat that?" It's trying to give an idea of what chemists can do for you.

In Aus chemists (pharmacists) are medical professionals, capable of providing medical advice and minor treatment, but a lot of people don't consider going to the chemist for anything other then buying specific medicine (or for some reason, perfume or most egregiously, homeopathy).

And in case you're still confused, the baby is crying (implied for medical reasons like colic)

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Maybe pro life as in "do you really want to stop this"?

[–] Gakomi@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Stop what? Stop having babies or stop splitting them in two ?

[–] benignintervention@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

When I'm in the middle of a meltdown and my dog asks me if I need help

[–] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Not only are they halving the homeless, the are halving the babies as well!

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago

what the hell is this even supposed to advertise???

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Nothin personnel, kid

[–] Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago
[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago