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[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 99 points 9 months ago (3 children)

There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Probably my favorite line of any of the Austin Powers and one that I quote constantly.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

When you heard the line for the first time:

Ooh yes. Yes-yes-yes-yes. This is a keeper.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You Scotts sure are a contentious bunch.

I know it's a different reference

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 9 months ago

To join the two together: it's said that copper wire was invented when a Dutchman and a Scot simultaneously found a penny.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

That's it, Skinner, you've made an enemy for life!

[–] BumbleBeeButt@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

Stalag: Never trust the Dutch

[–] SerotoninSwells@lemmy.world 78 points 9 months ago

Police in The Netherlands: "We will have some fun while solving this crime. We may even put some sprinkles on the bread if the bird is good."

Police in America: "The bird looked like it was going to shoot us so we shot it first. And everyone in the bank too just to be safe. Why don't you respect us?"

[–] Toes@ani.social 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on us, that's Polly Crackers. Wanted for 47 counts of battery.

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

He's a pro safe cracker.

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 21 points 9 months ago

“The suspect has rights!”

[–] PhreakyByNature 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Drone better

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

That bird was a fixer for the cartels, just caught in a random assignment. He later became a stool pigeon, if the rumors are to be believed, hence the need for anonymity.

[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Must be friends with the Penguin from Wallace and gromit

[–] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] sibannac@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Is this a crossover episode?

[–] lud@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago
[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Why did I not hear about this?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Kinda makes me want to move to Denmark...

[–] z00s@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Dutch = Netherlands

Danish = Denmark

Why, you a Dutch bird?

[–] Resol@lemmy.world -3 points 9 months ago

At least the northern Belgians speak the same language as the Dutch but don't act the same as them

Hats off to Belgium.