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A man walks in a bakery (lemmy.rollenspiel.monster)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster to c/jokes@lemmy.world

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- Excuse me, do you have 5000 pretzels?

The clerk at the bakery is somewhat surprised but the question, but he gives the man a straight answer.

- Sorry, no.

- OK.

The man leaves, but he comes back the next day.

- Do you have 5000 pretzels.

The clerk is clearly intrigued, but once again, they don't have 5000 pretzels, so he tells the man no and the man leaves again.

This got the clerk thinking, maybe they should bake 5000 pretzels, this man clearly wants to buy them.

So, the clerk is ready the next day. Sure enough, the same man enters the bakery.

-Excuse me, do you 5000 pretzels.

- Yes sir, we sure do ☺️.

- Jesus, who in the fuck is gonna buy that many pretzels!

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